Long Live the Queen

A lot has happened since the last post. Work has been tough. I won't go there. On Saturday I played a command performance for five little princesses. My sister had a princess themed birthday party for her 4-year-old, Emily. Rather than rent an opulent queen outfit, I pulled together a regal number from my closet.

I put on a pink, tea-length satin dress and cinched it at the waist with chain belt with three large, rhine-stoned medallions. I topped it with a pink, cream and fushia jacket and accessorized with pearls, a high-school vintage charm bracelet, gargantuan rhine-stoned earrings, pink sling backs, and a bejeweled tiara. Nice.

At the my sister's door, I introduced myself to my niece as Queen Martzabella. "Nah huh," she scoffed, "you're Auntie Cake!" Kids, why want they humor your flights of fancy? All those hours of pretending and I can't be Queen for a Day? Apparently not.

The little princesses attending the birthday party looked askance at me. I could read their little thoughts, "What's WRONG with that grown up?" They did accept my help with the craft to make a jingle bell bracelet however, and allowed me help select fake jewels and pon poms to glue on a pink foam crown. I guess they figured I knew crowns.

My crowning moment came later in the day when I went with my mother to Costco in full queen regalia. I've come a long way. I felt no shame or embarrassment as I shopped with abandon, my sling backs clomping as I sampled the salsa and the triple-cream cheese. I caught, out of the corner of my eye, the looks couple would share as a breezed past. I think they were awed by my regal air.

Just another Saturday in the burbs!

Comments

  1. Sounds as if you were quite lovely (but then you always are!)

    I never know quite how to respond to the fashion posts; it's a world of which I'm blissfully unaware (obviously) except for my amazement it exists at all and that there is such an economy around it.

    But I do wish I could have seen you at Costco. I wish we had a photo!

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